Jacobson's War Universe SynopsisThrough excessive human genetic experimentation, dangerous increases of air pollutants allowing cosmic radiation to penetrate the atmosphere, and slow leakage of nuclear stockpiles, the human race has slowly become sexually impotent.Jacobson's War Universe Synopsis by divby0
In order to combat the shrinking population, person-on-person violence has been banned completely on all fronts, and death-defying hobbies have been taxed to the point of being extinguished. Prisons and jails have been turned into baby farms, under the pretext that stronger and more vicious men are more likely to have more resilient sperm.
To fill the void of settling disputes, the government initially turned toward government-sponsored MMORPGs, but this encouraged slovenly behavior among the dwindling populace, and after a few years, was reduced to being used exclusively at the baby farms, to rehabilitate the adults and provide an educational system for their offspring.
After the failure of the MMOs, the government offered a reward to think-tanks and i
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could turn my life around,
give me something to hold onto,
not flounder without a sound.
thirty thousand pennies
from thirty thousand friends...
I could hone my magic,
and finally contend.
thirty thousand pennies,
once every week...
I can live on that little money
never even blink.
those thirty thousand pennies--
better than the thirty-five
that I earn in retail
just to stay alive.
thirty thousand pennies:
so cheap is my soul.
drop your copper in the bucket
and I'll make sure you feel whole.